25yrs and still waiting, It would have been okay had I been 24 at least then I would be able to say not yet 24 so dont have to wait. How life does pass some of us swiftly by. In fact mine has kind of sprinted away as if it was Marion Jones on steroids at the 2005 olympics. With all the pills they are making these days like slim an inch pills, gain an inch pills, tone up your waist pills and tone down your waist pills you would have thought someone somewhere would have come up with a shave a couple of years off your age pills, I could surely do with a years supply of those, even if it means putting my credit card details on a doggy south american website which will never deliver the pills, I dont care just gimme the Goddamn pills.

went to the club the other day and was one of the oldest people there, I was busy thinking to myself why are they letting youngesters in the clubs these days, guess them young ones were also thinking, when the heck did this become an old persons night care center. I bet some of them were permanently damaged by the expierence and vowed never to be seen again at such an uncool club. Dont know where I fit in or if i still fit anymore, went to the church the other day and was one of the youngest there, they were a bit cxonfused to see me there. disrupted the whole afternoon programme for where they were supposed to talk about going off on a coaching trip the next sabbath my presence changed the discussion to a caravan trip as this would be more suitable given the younger blood in their presence. Caravan trip in deed, told them my kind went to blackpool and plymouth and Alton Towers but no one believed me , someone quipped aint you a bit too old for that dear.........as if

anyway which brings me back to my point, went on the doggy website two years ago, enetered my credit card details, some south american online company promised to dispatch the goods aka shave a few years off your age pills, but 2yrs down the line am 25 and still waiting probably the damn pills found their way onto Ebay by now, so please if you see a posting with shave age and pills all in one sentence please send me a message for they are my pills or else im in danger of being 26 and still waiting.